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A
request has been made to have a page on this website for quotes
from members!
These
quotes can be funny, serious, stupid, silly, blonde, etc.
No
names will be published as to who said what, and it is just for
fun so don't take offence if your quote appears here!!
Email
any quotes to the club email address and let's all have a laugh.
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- Can
you put it in and take it out again?
- Cox:
3 hard ones then pull in. Rower:
I only had two hard ones!
- Rower
(whilst carrying lifejackets, seats, pin bucket):- I've
only got one pair of hands. Cox: Well
use them more efficiently then!
- That's
enough ferreting around in Randal's drawers.
- There
should be 6 men waiting with their cox.
- I
don't wanna be an oracle.
- She's
the best 5-stroker.
- I
am a bit partial to a hob-nob.
- Do
you want me to lick the chocolate off it for you?
- Oh,
you're such a parent.
- I
just went for a quick one.
- She's
never been invaded by a Frenchman .......... not yet anyway!
- I
never like tongue.
- Rower
1: "I won a prize for the best feet." Rower
2: "Which feet were they?" .......... Does Rower
1 has more than one pair of feet??!!!
- If
you can find them, you can use them.
- All
of a sudden, I realised I had something between my legs.
(She was talking about a piece of gym equipment!)
- Bigger
is always better.
- I
can't hear what they're saying, I haven't got my glasses
on.
- It
takes me three hours to get out of my slinky malinkies.
- She
'ad a job needed doing in her room!
- We
did it all the way to Holland and back.
- Get
your flash out.
- I
was looking forward to putting on a balaclava and sneakily
rolling around in the dead of night.
- I
go for quality, not quantity.
- I've
got a feeling he's going to make us do that again so I'd
better have another blow.
- I don't wear knickers in the week, only at weekends.
- Was it a chip shop job?
- I thought of you when I was in the shower.
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