Quotes

 

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A request has been made to have a page on this website for quotes from members!

These quotes can be funny, serious, stupid, silly, blonde, etc.

No names will be published as to who said what, and it is just for fun so don't take offence if your quote appears here!!

Email any quotes to the club email address and let's all have a laugh.

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  • Can you put it in and take it out again?
  • Cox:  3 hard ones then pull in.   Rower:  I only had two hard ones!
  • Rower (whilst carrying lifejackets, seats, pin bucket):-  I've only got one pair of hands.  Cox:  Well use them more efficiently then!
  • That's enough ferreting around in Randal's drawers.
  • There should be 6 men waiting with their cox.
  • I don't wanna be an oracle.
  • She's the best 5-stroker.
  • I am a bit partial to a hob-nob.
  • Do you want me to lick the chocolate off it for you?
  • Oh, you're such a parent.
  • I just went for a quick one.
  • She's never been invaded by a Frenchman .......... not yet anyway!
  • I never like tongue.
  • Rower 1:  "I won a prize for the best feet."   Rower 2: "Which feet were they?" .......... Does Rower 1 has more than one pair of feet??!!!
  • If you can find them, you can use them.
  • All of a sudden, I realised I had something between my legs. (She was talking about a piece of gym equipment!)
  • Bigger is always better.
  • I can't hear what they're saying, I haven't got my glasses on.
  • It takes me three hours to get out of my slinky malinkies.
  • She 'ad a job needed doing in her room!
  • We did it all the way to Holland and back.
  • Get your flash out.
  • I was looking forward to putting on a balaclava and sneakily rolling around in the dead of night.
  • I go for quality, not quantity.
  • I've got a feeling he's going to make us do that again so I'd better have another blow.
  • I don't wear knickers in the week, only at weekends.
  • Was it a chip shop job?
  • I thought of you when I was in the shower.

 

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